...and that was the end of my virtue

27. Rider, Writer, Thespian, Adventurer. Likes horses. And my Cocker Spaniel, Priscilla. And old stuff. Makes clear sense. Desires burial at Metro Goldwyn Mayer.

xkyuketsuki:

heroinhopes:

thunder-blitz:

thunder-blitz:

thunder-blitz:

SOMEBODY IS PLAYING A PIANO AND IT’S MIDNIGHT HERE WHY

UPDATE: I FIGURED OUT THEY’RE PLAYING “MY HEART WILL GO ON”

UPDATE: I JUST OPENED MY DOOR AND YELLED “JACK” THE MUSIC STOPPED AND I CAN HEAR SOMEBODY RUNNING DOWN THE HALL ABOVE ME SHOUTING “ROSE” OMG

PLEASE TELL ME YOU TWO MET AND GOT MARRIED BECAUSE THIS SHIP HAS SAILED

YOU DON’T WANT THAT SHIP TO SAIL IT WILL EVENTUALLY SINK

I am dying.

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nosdrinker:

andernina:

Can we talk about how Anne Hathaway’s husband Adam Shulman looks a bit like William Shakespeare… who had a wife named Anne Hathaway?

damn the illuminati’s not even trying anymore

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oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

…i love tumblr

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princedarren:

i feel like the fact that we would all willingly give up wifi to go to hogwarts really says something about how important it is to us

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benevieve:

excuse me i have a lot of wombatting to do today

DYING.

benevieve:

excuse me i have a lot of wombatting to do today

DYING.

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4oq:

true friendship is talking about masturbating and it not being weird 

Tags: lmao lmao i told my friend who shall remain nameless that i had a vibrator one day while we were shopping at american eagle i can’t remember why but she almost died and it took a good while for her to recover and then we went to spencers and bought vibrators so there was a happy ending HAHAH SEE WHAT I DID THERE oh god i’m sorry

……THAT FRIEND WAS ABSOLUTELY 100% NOT AT ALL EVEN A LITTLE BIT ME.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

That was a time.

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onestumppeeta:

frankenwhale:

thegoddamazon:

scatterbrainedhypatia:

thegoddamazon:

sk8euzenherb:

cameralinz:

“Is Draco alive? Is he in the castle?” The whisper was barely audible; her lips were an inch from his ear, her head bent so low that her long hair shielded his face from the onlookers. “Yes,” he breathed back. He felt the hand on his chest contract; her nails pierced him. Then it was withdrawn. She had sat up. “He is dead!” Narcissa Malfoy called to the watchers.

In the end, Voldemort’s fate twice came down to the choice of a woman, a mother.

Rock ‘n roll.

Harry Potter as a series repeatedly tells us never to underestimate a mother’s love. Lilly’s love for Harry nearly killed Voldemort the first time, Narcissa’s love for Draco set him up for his real death, and Voldemort’s greatest general was killed by Molly, a mother who loved all of her children and feared losing any more to the magical war.

Bitches. Get. Stuff. Done.

Anyone who thinks Harry Potter as a series isn’t good literature and doesn’t teach important life lessons/points of view about ethics, morality and responsibility, needs to G-O-OUT-DA-DO’.

This had to be the most raw moment in the series because the fact that she was like “My baby is okay that’s all that matters, and I know what will happen if Voldemort wins, so let’s end this.”

I mean, Voldemort lost because he trusted his followers to be implicit in their loyalty, but a lot had changed in the decade since he’d last terrorized the world. Like…the Death Eaters for the most part were calmed down and writing off those dark days as the “wild days of their youth” and shit, so when Voldemort pops back up ready to pick up where he left off, you could see a lot of the doubt in them like “Yo we grew up, son, shit ain’t like it was before.” But they followed out of fear mostly, not loyalty. Bellatrix was just crazy and in love with V so it didn’t matter to her what happened—and it ultimately led to her death.

But Narcissa was raw as fuck because she knew SOMEBODY had to stop him and she knew her husband was too scared to do it himself, so she devised her own on-the-fly plan.

The HP series is way too dope to be written off, and most of the detractors who write it off are just jealous of the hype it gets, but if you really read it, so many themes are covered in the story, chief among them being growing up and the expectations therein.

…am I rambling. I need to stop.

Dang, I didn’t even consider the whole “we’ve grown up” thing, but you’re absolutely right. And to add to that, not only have they grown up, they’ve had children. Being a Death Eater is something that these folks probably thought was hot shit when they were young, but now that they’ve grown up, they’re seeing their children doing the same thing, and suddenly it’s not so cool anymore. They’re deeply unsettled at best, and terrified at worst.

And Voldy literally lacks the ability to see this. He will never understand that love, and love for one’s children, also extends to his cronies. He will never understand that love causes people to take unimaginable risks FOR these children.

He will never understand that love for one’s children is so strong that a woman who’s followed him loyally for years will lie to his face—never mind that he’s THE MOST ACCOMPLISHED LEGILIMENS IN THE WORLD—about his absolute worst enemy. When she was forced to choose between her son and her leader, she chose her son, without even batting an eye.

THAT is powerful.

Exactly. These people have grown up, gotten married, and had children. Voldemort is that dude that was perpetually still trying to be forever young, still going to the same clubs, still doing the same fuckshit, and everybody who used to ride with him is like “For real, tho? We off that, man.”

Harry Potter draws a lot of parallels to the real world despite the story itself. I love it.

I love when Tumblr breaks out into hardcore analysis. 

hardcore analysis is the shit

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savingpltravers:

savingpltravers:

collegedisneygirl:

HEY PAMELA, UNMAKE ISN’T A WORD EITHER

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jaclcfrost:

don’t ever watch interviews with a celebrity if u love them u will see all the little personality quirks and habits they have and most likely see and hear them laugh several times and it will destroy u u will fall in love with them even more don’t do it do not fuckin do it ever i am warning u now save yourself before it is too late

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right in the damn nerdy dorky sappy feels.
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fireandeyre:

aprilsvigil:

manticoreimaginary:

Watching this (and fearing broken ankles with each loop) I can’t helping thinking about that old quote Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, except backwards and in high heels.

But no, if you watch closely you’ll see she doesn’t even step on the last chair. That means she had to trust that fucker to lift her gently to the ground while he was spinning down onto that chair. That takes major guts. I’d be pissing myself and fearing a broken neck if I were in her place. Kudos to her. 

a round of applause for fred astaire’s upper body strength to keep her in the air and for ginger rogers’s guts because holy crap

she had to trust that fucker

a) do not call fred astaire a fucker you do not know him and
b) yes.

i noticed that when i was a tot. i’ve always thought it was cool. it’s been done on dwts at least once and i’m like STEALER STEALER THIEF. this is from the end of the gay divorcee, 1934.

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fireandeyre:

aprilsvigil:

manticoreimaginary:

Watching this (and fearing broken ankles with each loop) I can’t helping thinking about that old quote Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, except backwards and in high heels.

But no, if you watch closely you’ll see she doesn’t even step on the last chair. That means she had to trust that fucker to lift her gently to the ground while he was spinning down onto that chair. That takes major guts. I’d be pissing myself and fearing a broken neck if I were in her place. Kudos to her. 

a round of applause for fred astaire’s upper body strength to keep her in the air and for ginger rogers’s guts because holy crap

she had to trust that fucker

a) do not call fred astaire a fucker you do not know him and

b) yes.

i noticed that when i was a tot. i’ve always thought it was cool. it’s been done on dwts at least once and i’m like STEALER STEALER THIEF. this is from the end of the gay divorcee, 1934.

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caitlinfaith:

therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

Baller move.

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hellogumdrop:

I do not recommend watching Parks and Rec if you’ve ever had to move away from your best friend.

I realize we live in a generation where nearly everyone has done that, probably more than once, but the thought still applies. I am a wreck.

For metromoviestar and myself, it wasn’t Sarah McLaughlin in the car, it was the Dirty Dancing soundtrack and nothing is more tragicomic than the song Big Girls Don’t Cry when you’re….crying a boatload of tears.

That CD has been with us at a ….lot of emotional highs and lows. I prefer to think of us seeing the lights of Atlanta up ahead and going, “SHE’S IN THERE.”

Ahahahaha.

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3

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